This month's winner:

Well I was in my local casino when my bad beat happened…..I am second chip leader on my table with 31k in chips the chip leaders has 49k in chips the blinds being at 1200 and 2400 400 ante, i have pocket 9’s utg and a raise to brought my the chip leader of 4800, everyone else has folded except me and the big blind, i jus call the raise and the big blind folds, he flop comes down 9h 8h 3c. I check to the chip leader, (thinking i could probley get a big pay off for my trips)not to woried about the flush draw, anyway he bets our 6800, after tthinking alittle bit i raise him to 13600 and he looks at me and calls, on the turn brings the 9s , so i bet out to him 14000, he immediatley says hes all in i call straight as u do with quad 9’s lol. when we flip our cards over, he shows 10h jh and hes amazed to see my quad 9’s but he knows he has 2 outs the 7h or the qh , and the river card comes down me praying it aint one of the two outs he has, and the qh fell i fell off my chair. i got busted out the torny, i was so sick and he other guy just laughed and said thats poker!!

I had pocket aces sitting i the big blind.  with 10 players at the table, everyone limps in.  I raise to $500 (blinds were $25-$50).  I got two callers and one raiser.  I re raised the better.  The other two players fold.  The original raiser goes all in and I call.  We turn over the cards and he shows pocket 6’s.  He is putting his jacket on ready to leave almost admitting he made a bad call.  The flop comes 7H-8D-9C.  The turn came 4C and the river comes a 10D.  He hit his straight.  He takes his jacket off sits down and collects his chips.  I am sitting there is dis believment and ready to just die.  What made it worse was, I rebuy and later in the game, I got another pocket pair of Aces and they go down again to trip 6’s.

I go to relieve myself of the beer I had been drinknig an realize that the shorts I was wearing were backwards.  I blame the backward shorts.